biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

7 hours ago via thehomosexuals 315,389 notes

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

actually it’s
sholder
er
suer
sould

7 hours ago via zonkos-jokeshop © 4w-k 78,021 notes

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

rincentric:

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.